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Quiz, quiz, quiz!
Yay!
This is a new segment of Shushutobokuro.
Oh, it's a new segment!
We're going to make quizzes about various people and answer them one by one.
It's a new segment.
There are various comedians, talents, actresses...
Actress club.
Hollywood actresses.
Oh, that's nice!
Ultimate AV type.
Let's go with the AV type.
Wait, you won't make any money.
I don't care about making money.
Oh, you don't?
I don't care about making money.
Stop it, you idiot.
What's wrong with you?
We have a person who can be your host.
Oh, is that so?
Please, come in.
Thank you for having me.
He's a big deal.
Isn't he amazing?
This is nostalgic.
The one from Arabi Ghida.
He's a big deal.
An old man.
From 15 years ago.
Always.
His eyebrows are like this.
No way.
His eyebrows are like this.
He's the first one who made fun of my eyebrows like this.
What did you say when you were cutting mensch?
You really are like him!
Kojiro Shimizu?
Of course it's Kojiro Shimizu.
Please treat me better, Kojiro Shimizu.
You look like an old woman who's getting older.
You're right.
You have thin lines.
It's because of the shirt.
You're an old woman.
I'm getting older and older. I'm 45 years old.
You're 45 years old.
I'm 45 years old.
You have white eyes.
Please don't say that.
You shouldn't say such physical things.
You're the only one who says such things.
Can I show you my fist? Is it fixed?
Your fist is broken again.
What do you mean it's fixed?
I cut it once at a camping location.
You cut it with an axe?
Yes, I cut it with an axe.
You cut it with an axe?
I cut it with an axe and it opened up.
Here?
The inside is white.
Did you put your nose in it?
Why would I put my nose in it?
What kind of world view is that?
You put it in and close it like this.
Why would I close my nose?
What do you do with that nose?
If you didn't put your nose in it, what did you put in it?
What's with that sudden cut?
What did you put in it? It's annoying.
What's with your eyes?
Wow!
Shinge!
No, no.
I'm answering you. Why don't you say it again?
It's messed up.
Let's stop being gross.
Gross?
I'm always gross when I watch this show.
You're watching it.
Why isn't it banned?
It's barely not banned.
It's fixed in the foreground.
If you say it's not banned, it's banned.
It's not banned.
It's barely not banned.
Please don't make it.
Please give me your help.
I haven't asked you anything.
I want to make it a specialty show.
Yes, yes.
This show is called...
Yes, yes.
It's not a specialty show.
Is it like a casino?
Yes, it's like an uncle playing casino.
No, I haven't watched it yet.
It's only blackjack type of shows.
They make it a amazing specialty.
They call it ataro or...
is it ataro?
We call it ataro or...
Big hit event.
And who's ataro who's ataro...
Who is ataro and who is not ataro.
Who's ataro and who's...
I'll cut it off.
I'll cut it off and after it's a little slanted like this...
I'll be like...
You showed it at the end.
That's right.
You showed it at the end.
It's not like that.
It's a little more serious.
It's a project that can invite various guests.
That's right.
I think today is a very important day for you.
Wow, I see.
If this becomes a quiz show, you'll be regular.
I'm here...
Oh, good.
Oh, is it okay for me to be here?
Because you haven't been a quiz show MC for a long time.
I haven't been a quiz show MC for a long time.
You can't do that.
You can't do that with folk dance, can you?
Of course, it's like a show where Gravure No. 9 flies a bungee jump or not.
That's your show!
I was suddenly called to your show and went.
I only did it once!
What do you mean you only did it once?!
It was funny.
After all, Gravure No. 9 forced me to fly a bungee jump.
That's bad.
Why is that?
Was there a lullaby?
Lullaby...
Was there one? I think there was one when I went down.
There may have been one.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Please pull your hair back a little.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
There was one, wasn't there?
There was never such a show.
Okay, let's go.
So, please show us your show!
Quiz show!
Quiz...
Arapo!
Thank you!
It's so beautiful, isn't it?
Is it okay?
It's been a while since I've been faced with the camera properly.
Hey!
So you haven't been on TV lately?
I haven't been on TV lately.
I haven't been on a lot of TV shows.
How is it? It's been a while.
I like this pressure.
Pressure?
I feel like I have to do something.
Oh, I see.
You don't have to do anything.
Really?
You can just be yourself.
Oh, that's good. I'm happy about that.
Since you're going to do your best in this first quiz,
is the first one Arapon?
I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.
No, no, no, no.
Brad Star!
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine at all, but...
You only have Arapon, don't you?
Is Sharp 1 Arapon?
It's not Sharp, it's A.
Oh, really?
It's Aiuyo Juniper.
You're saying Aiuyo Juniper, aren't you?
It's a brand name.
It's Aiuyo Juniper, isn't it?
Why do you want it so much?
Both of us do agriculture. Aiuyo Juniper is also doing agriculture now.
I don't know!
It's tough all of a sudden.
This time, we're going to give you a variety of quizzes about our guest, Arapon.
Our guides are Harit Zakosita and Cookie.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
So, Arapon will be our guest today. How confident are you about this quiz?
I'm pretty confident about it.
Are you?
I like this kind of Arapon-like thing.
Oh, I see.
What do you like about Arapon?
What?
The way he looks?
Yeah, his silhouette.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When Arapon is standing in the backlight, it's like Doteni.
Oh, Doteni?
Yeah.
He's got a big costume here and there.
Do you like his silhouette?
Oh, I've never heard of it before.
And for those of you who got the most correct answers this time, you'll get a luxurious prize from Arapon.
What is it?
Look at this.
Wow.
Arapon, what is this?
I'm currently working as a leopard artist.
A leopard artist?
I made a leopard I raised from seeds into a work of art.
Wow.
You raised a leopard yourself.
That's right.
This is one of your characteristics.
The silhouette is also unique.
I'm standing with my belly out and he's got a lion's head.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm standing with my belly out and he's got a lion's head.
I have my salary in the back.
Oh, you have it on your face?
I have it on my face.
How many pages are there in total?
What do you mean by pages?
How many pages are there in total?
It depends on the page.
You're counting by the skin.
You're counting by one or two pages?
Yes.
How many pages can you count?
About five pages.
And you can count six pages?
Yes, I can count up to five pages.
It depends on the skin.
Six skins?
I'm always facing one side.
Six skins?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How many times are you going to say it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Didn't you hear it? Six skins?
When we talk in three people, I don't know where to start.
No, we're talking in three people.
Oh, you're talking in three people?
You're talking in your own breath.
You keep talking without listening to people.
Arapon Quiz.
Let's start with the first question.
Here we go.
Arapon can butterfly and swim how many meters?
It's a VTR quiz.
It's a quiz about how many meters you can swim.
Is it okay for me to give you a hint?
Is it okay for me to ask you a question about Arapon?
Well, if it's just a little...
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you good at swimming?
Oh, I see.
I'm not good at it.
Oh, you're not good at it.
I haven't taken swimming lessons since I was in fourth grade.
What?
I'm not good at swimming and I have a small body, so I don't like being teased about it.
But it's an extreme story.
You float because you're a pig, don't you?
That may be the case.
So you can do it if you scratch your hands.
When you're tired, do you go like this?
Do you do handstands?
Handstands?
Can I ask you a question?
Yes, please.
Do you use handstands when you swim?
Don't say things you don't know after you're ready.
After you're ready?
Don't say things you don't know after you're ready.
So you're not good at swimming.
No, I'm not good at swimming.
I see.
Excuse me, Cookie-san.
Can I ask you to join us, Murata-san?
You know, there's Hyotam and Murata.
Oh, yes.
But you want Murata, don't you?
I do.
Why don't you join us, Murata-san?
Oh, can I?
You're lying.
No, I'm not.
You're full of motivation, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
But if someone like me joins you...
If my staff tells me to do it, I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Let's not do that.
It's no use.
I'm just turning it around so you can have fun.
I'm sorry.
I have a responsibility, too.
I have...
a responsibility, too!
I'm sorry.
No, it makes sense.
If you hit me like that...
It's a heavy blow.
It sounded like a timpani.
That's why!
That's the coldest comment I've ever heard.
That's the coldest out of all of them.
It's true.
That's why it's the coldest.
It's hard to laugh.
Okay, 1,002.
Whip, open!
How is it? 0.5 meters?
0.5 meters.
I think it'll go pretty far.
Yes.
I think it'll go pretty far.
Oh.
You're moving forward and it hits you before you know it.
I see.
How about you, Fukki?
I think it'll go pretty far.
You enter from the wall and your hair is stretched out.
My hair is stretched out.
I think it'll go pretty far.
I think it'll go twice as far as my height.
I think my height is about...
142 centimeters.
Do I look like I'm 140 centimeters tall?
Yes, you do.
I think I'm about this tall.
You look like Doraemon.
No, you don't.
You don't look like Doraemon at all.
You're deceiving me.
I'm just making sounds.
You don't like it that much?
No, I don't like it that much.
I'm just making sounds to move forward.
You're deceiving me.
You're making me happy.
I didn't know how to stretch my hair.
Oh, you're right.
You go in, and you move forward a little bit.
It's like the first one.
And then you move forward a little bit.
It's like you're going up.
The person closest to you gets points.
Let's watch the correct video.
Oh, you go in first.
What's that silhouette?
What's that shape?
It's a goldfish.
Oh, there it is!
There's a bridge!
There's a bridge.
They're selling ara.
Huh?
There's a bridge!
Is that really an ara?
That's me.
Really?
Is that really an ara?
That's me.
I can hear it a little.
There's a bridge!
You said it was five meters.
Oh, but it's five meters.
Are you moving forward a little?
My arms and my stomach hurt.
My legs hurt, too.
There's a bridge!
Huh? What's that?
Is that really an ara?
That's me.
Is that really me?
What's that?
I'm glad you moved forward a little bit.
Isn't it someone else?
It's been a while.
Are you wearing glasses?
You're wearing glasses like Ichiro.
You're wearing small glasses, aren't you?
You're wearing them on your eyeballs.
You're wearing them on your eyeballs, aren't you?
So, the correct answer is five meters.
Which one was closest?
Was it Cookie-san, who was closest?
I'm six meters below you.
Huh? Oh, then...
Oh, you're five meters away.
I'm sorry.
It's me, isn't it?
What's with you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm stupid, but...
Fortunately, you get one point.
Thank you very much.
Is that really you, Arapon?
Yes, it's me.
You look like Genki's sunshine when you stand before jumping in.
I've been doing demos for a long time, so my shoulders are amazing.
Only my shoulders are amazing.
Do you have such a thing?
That's what we used to say, but you don't say it?
No, no, I've never had a shoulder.
I've been told a lot, but my shoulders are amazing.
Your shoulders are amazing.
Only my left shoulder is amazing.
I was doing that.
That's not why you're doing demos.
Oh, I see.
I've been doing it for 15 years.
Long.
It's become a common thing.
I've been doing it for 15 years.
I'm going to change my shoulders to my shoulders.
You have a nice shield.
Thank you.
Nothing happened at that time.
I didn't bite, but I was rallying.
How many meters can Arapon swim using a beat stick?
Next is a beat stick.
I think I'll go with a beat stick.
Let's open the flip at once.
Oh, I see.
5 meters.
I don't think it will change in the end.
Whether you have a beat stick or not.
You probably don't know how to use a beat stick, do you?
It's like this.
I don't know how to use a beat stick.
Speed difference.
I don't know how to use a beat stick like you.
I made a difference in the beginning.
I think I'll try to ride it and move on in the end.
Then, miraculously, I managed to go 6 meters.
I don't think so.
Miraculously, I'll go 6 meters.
You'll go 6 meters.
I see.
I'll go.
You'll go quite a bit.
Yes.
It's like...
Huh?
It's better than a butterfly.
If you have this, you'll be able to do it forever.
And you'll progress for a while, but you'll find it difficult and you'll get stuck.
You haven't done it since you were in elementary school, right?
That's right.
I don't think you know where you're going.
I see.
So I don't think you can do 20 meters.
You might get somewhere good.
Oh, that's right.
But I think you'll end up going all the way to the end.
I don't think you can go 20 meters from Arapon.
You can't do it.
I see.
But you're in good shape.
While you're sleeping, you might be breathless.
And you might have an immune system.
Oh, I might be breathless.
You might be breathless.
Oh, because you're breathless when you sleep.
If you're breathless, you might get stuck and fall asleep.
Scary, scary, scary.
That's scary.
You're floating around like this.
You're dead.
It's scary.
Ready...
Go!
Oh!
Look at you go!
You made a good face.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
You're amazing.
Arapon, take your croissant.
No!
Shut up!
Go back!
Why are you going back?
Go back!
What are you doing, Arapon?
Why are you going back?
I'm doing my best.
Why are you going back?
What?
I've never seen anyone go back.
What?
1 meter and 30 centimeters.
I'm going back.
Why?
I don't know.
I'm sure you'll go back like this.
He's going back.
I can't believe it's 1 meter and 30 centimeters.
1 meter and 30 centimeters.
So...
The one who was closest was...
The croissant.
Me? Oh, sure.
Sure.
So you've gained one point.
This is hard.
Question 3
This is Question 3.
How many seconds can Arapon hold his breath underwater?
This is difficult.
It's so short.
Can you just put your face on it and hold it?
But it doesn't have a swimwear.
It doesn't have a swimwear, so you can put your face on it calmly.
That's usually the case.
So you don't lose that much physical strength.
I don't lose my physical strength.
Let's open the answer at once!
Boom!
20 seconds.
How was it?
Jumping?
Yes, holding my breath.
I don't think you can do it.
You must be anxious.
Have you ever held your breath underwater?
No, I haven't.
It's so scary.
Even if you hold it for 30 seconds, you can't hold it for more than 20 seconds.
I see.
How about you, Cookie-san?
I think it's better than I thought.
Butterfly and beat can't come out.
I think it's easier.
Don't do it with your nails.
I think you'll lose consciousness in the middle of it.
Boom!
You didn't notice it and went up to 1 minute and 10 seconds.
Then you woke up at 1 minute and 10 seconds.
You lost consciousness for about 24 seconds.
Then you lost consciousness for about a minute.
Look at me.
I have white eyes.
When you look up, you have black eyes.
It's the most dangerous state.
Slowly, bubbles come out of my nose.
I've seen that before.
Almost zero bubbles come out of my nose.
I see.
30 seconds.
I'm not used to holding my breath.
I don't know if it's a good or a bad way of saying it.
There are times where you feel like you've gotten bigger just by living a lazy life.
You can't hold back.
You have to hold back and hold back and hold back for 30 seconds.
I think I can do it now.
Can you do it?
All of a sudden?
Because you're sick.
I'm not sick.
It's a mental illness, right?
The doctor told me I wasn't working out.
Hmm...
I knew it.
I knew you were cold.
He found out.
I knew it.
He knew you'd say that.
I knew it.
That's not how you do it.
You can do it.
Can you do it?
You can do it.
Can you do it?
You can do it!
Ahh!!
Ahhh!
Wow, it's really floating!
It's floating!
My body is floating!
I'm thirty years old!
No, I feel like I'm going further!
My body is floating!
Naturally!
It looks like rice!
What is this shell?!
It's floating!
You got it!
You got it right!
Thank you for one point!
Good luck!
I felt scared!
I felt like I was going anywhere!
I felt like I was going to lose my mind!
I got scared all of a sudden!
That's why you turned around as soon as you came out!
Why did you turn around?!
I don't know!
You turned around all of a sudden!
I don't know! I was unconscious!
You were unconscious!
It was painful!
Try to hold your breath on land!
Make it a quiz!
I got it!
How many seconds can you hold your breath in this state?
I think you can do it!
It's not underwater!
It's always like that!
Hold your breath until you do it!
I'll do it!
Please show us the answer!
It looks delicious!
How many seconds can you hold your breath in this state?
60 seconds!
I think you can do it!
I think you can put rice in your mouth!
I could see you getting it!
I'll do it!
I can't do it
But it didn't last that long.
Ah, that might be it.
I tried a little harder and got two seconds.
Two seconds more.
I think I got two seconds more.
Let's do it.
Let's do it. Nose and mouth firmly.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
You can do it as you like.
You can do it the easiest.
Say, I can do it.
When you say, I can do it, isn't it too little?
No, no.
I can do it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can do it with power.
Can I say, I can do it, breathe in and out?
That's fine.
When you hold your nose, say, I can do it.
I can do it.
Say, I can do it.
After you say, I can do it, breathe in and out?
You don't have to say, I can do it.
When you hold your nose, say, I can do it, breathe in and out?
It's not that difficult.
It's very, very easy.
I can do it right away.
At the best timing.
Say, I can do it, breathe in and out.
Do you breathe in first?
Breathe in, set it to zero and say, I can do it, breathe out.
Can you say, I can do it, breathe in and out?
You're the only one who can do it.
Isn't it difficult?
It's not difficult.
It's your own English.
When Murata says, go ahead, breathe in and out, breathe in and out.
When you hold your nose, say, I can do it, breathe in and out.
Can you do it?
When you say, go ahead, breathe in and out, breathe in and out, and say, I can do it.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Go ahead!
It's a lot of food.
There's a lot of air in it.
I'm really looking forward to it.
There's a lot of food in it.
Do you eat it?
I want to show you that I'm not cheating.
That's right.
You're kind-hearted.
That's right.
When you're hanging out with your seniors, don't break your legs while you're sitting in a chair.
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't be so arrogant.
Ha ha ha ha!
You're wearing a bag.
Your ears are shining.
Ha ha ha ha!
Your ears look like they're new.
Ha ha ha ha!
Your ears are new.
Ha ha ha ha!
He's going for it!
Oh, my God!
Wow!
How many seconds?
One minute and four seconds!
Didn't you get 60 seconds?
I got 60 seconds.
I got 60 seconds!
I got one point!
You can do it!
There's a saying,
you suck it up with a small opening.
You suck it up with a small opening?
You suck it up with a small opening.
Do you have four rooms in your house?
You suck it up with a small opening.
Oh, you're keeping it.
You're keeping it.
You're keeping your breath inside.
What does that mean?
Ha ha ha ha!
Is that military base in front of you?
Ha ha ha ha!
He's excited about the military base.
Hot soba!
Three minutes and five seconds as you want to eat it!
Hot!
Who the hell looks like an elephant in this picture?
Mr. Marapon will give this woman's staff a nickname.
Saseteko...
Jan.
I won't give you such a tough name.
No, this is sexual harassment.
How dare you say that!
Jan.
You're saying something better than this!
You're a hero!
I tried to make up for her.
I'm sorry.